Gentlemen,
I write you as a friend, a comrade, and someone who has something extremely important to say. There will be no joking in this topic. I'm at an crossroads in my life that I hope none of you should ever face. Your old friend Majik has testicular cancer. Currently it is localized in the one on my lefthand side, and they do not think that it has spread to anywhere in my body. However, I am going to have to have my left testicle removed in December, as well as rounds of chemotherapy for the next year or so to prevent any spreading. I just thought you should know.
Majik