Goddamn stick...

Well... Unless details are wanted, I'm not going to go into em. Its kind of funny, but some might find it inappropriate or gross if the details come out how I managed to get some fluid inside my TE. If you want the story, let me know. I found it kind of funny.

But, now two of my buttons are shorted or stuck on turbo, and I can't quite tell which. I ran the blowdryer around the thing. I'm gonna let it dry out for a few days too. After that, if it doesn't jesus itself, I'm going to move two of my buttons, if that brings it back to function, great... if not, I'll have to get some new parts I think.

Silly situations. I hope I'm not posting a death of my stick thread soon.

First I gotta hear this story.. And I also think this is a great opportunity for you get get some seimitsus!

Tell the story!

Story first. I'll tell you how to fix it once that happens.

Story must be included!

Okie dokie.

Well, I moved my stick under my fiance's bed, well, mostly under it, so that it wouldn't be in the way, or our son wouldn't step on it. After he goes down for a nap, we seize the opportunity get a bit intimate, horizontal mambo style. And I translate a bit into alot, just cause that's how my vocabulary functions.

When she gets orgasmic, she has a tendency to get reaaaaaaaaaally wet. I'm talking we gotta change the sheets and throw down towels typically. So, a few weeks ago we went and got a mattress cover. This is good, except that instead of just absorbing in the sheets, and the mattress like it used to, it only absorbs into the sheet now, and once that's saturated the liquid sits on top of the cover.

After we'd each gotten our collective jollies a few times, I get off the bed to get showered and changed, not noticing the pooled up sex juices following me and running down the side of the mattress. . . subsequently into the TE... Right where the panel for the turbo function and stick switch and home button is located.

I do a face like mixed with , and clean the thing off externally, before removing the front panel and blow drying it.

So... now, whenever I hit LP, or HK, I get no response... except, the light that shows when they're activated turbo flashes as the buttons are pressed.

Good thing is, I have 6 working buttons, and can do a simple remap if necessary once I move the buttons around... bad new is... that's a pain in the ass if I go anywhere except home.

I don't have a clever moral for this story. Dickkaken FADC Orgasm > stick destroyer?

And what do you think of the semi buttons Shaady?

LOL interesting story, but wouldn't it have been better to put the TE in a closet? Given your circumstances, closet seems like a better place than under the bed From what I've heard semi buttons are godlike.

I got to play on them.. And they are godlike.. I'm getting some as soon as possible, and i highly reccomend you getting them. Only difference is you gott click the button harder than usual.

You prolly shouldna blow dried it? Seems like that would make it... sticky? lol

Sorry for your loss dude...but what a way to destroy a stick!

beware of putting the stick in the closest, Fei is still in there I heard

The closet is awesome. Never shall I leave, less I kick Mince out in front of me first.

I've thought about getting semeitsu. I think I'll like the harder button press better. I'm pretty rough on my stick sometimes.

And if its sticky and working I wouldn't mind DG

Aye, but sticky can lead to not working. And I think you'd mind that

Also...

You get it fixed so we can rumble! RUMBLE!!!!!!

I have a second stick. I'll be on later this morning. Maybe a bit drunk, so you might not expect much.

You shouldn't expect much anyways, I'm only marginally ok, but, if I'm drunk and tired, expect less :p

Lol, I haven't been to bed, I was planning to, but then I got all amped thinking of Sakura's possible HAX, lol

5 buttons work

I mulled it over in my head... and tried to see if I could viably play Fei with only 5 buttons... The only one I've really thought that I could leave out is HK. I don't sweep much... but, I like FK for CW...

Balls.

Anyone know anything about how to get at least 6 buttons online? haha